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*****If anyone finds it offensive, then holla at me to delete it. I found it funny by taking just as a Joke***** A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" Th... Read More
August 2, 2007 at 6:20pmER... the nun lifted the leaf to see what was underneath lol ...
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My company, who is based in North Carolina USA, is in need of a .NET guru. Please contact me at [email protected] with your resume if interested. Thank you Farooq Agha
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As salaamu 'alaykum, We used to do get togethers all the time. Who is up for grabbing some food and hanging out? Seriously we haven't gotten together since Rabia & My shaadi.
August 2, 2007 at 8:46amimma be insane till after ISNA.. im thinking Ramadan iftars soon.
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Pop Quiz: Quick. No cheating. Who issued an official statement this year that ID could become a threat to human rights? How about I send a Naseeb ?flower? if you get this one right? Yeah, right! ;-) I think that those flowers signify something else, but I still haven?t figured out what the various colored flowers mean. The Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe, comprising 47 member nations, issued the resolution below denouncing ?religious fundamentalists who call for creationist theories ... Read More
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Bismillah Walhamdulillah Was Salaatu Was Salaam 'ala Rasulillah As-Salaam Alaikum Wa-Rahmatullahi Wa-Barakatuhu Narrated by Anas (Radhiallaho anho): Allah's Messenger (sallallaahu 'alaihi wasallam)said, "Whoever possesses the (following) three qualities will have the sweetness of faith (1): The one to whom Allah and His Apostle becomes dearer than anything else; (2) Who loves a person and he loves him only for Allah's Sake; (3) who hates to revert to atheism (disbelief) as he hates to be thrown into t... Read More
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I will try to post as often as I can, hope it helps someone...
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hey girls I want some hands to practice on. So anyone game? Here's the catch- It needs to be here at my house. I'll do it for free, just bring the mehndi. Also, I'm a beginner so no promises. I just need practice hands because it's not the same on your own. Thanks!
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PEACE BE UNTO YOU August 15, 16, 22 & 23, 2 p.m., Sackler classroom Discover elegant Islamic calligraphy on view in the Freer galleries. In the classroom incorporate calligraphy into your designs for a plate to paint and take home.
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IMAGINASIA FAMILY PROGRAMS THE LURE OF SPICES Open house for all ages, 1 - 3 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 4,11,18 & 25, Sackler classroom Spices attracted Portuguese merchants to Africa, India, and Asia, and they promised great fortune to those who brought them back to Europe. Weigh, grind, smell, taste, and burn a sample of spices, and then take them home in a little bag made of luxurious fabrics as a reminder of your profitable journey.
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Join the Freer and Sackler galleries for ART NIGHT every Thursday through Aug. 19, 5 - 8 p.m. DANCING EAST- DANCING WEST Aug. 2, 5 p.m., Sackler pavilion ImaginAsia Family Program Join in a demonstration of music and dance by the Ekv?t Ensemble of Lisbon. Learn about classical dance in northern India and how it changed when it traveled from Goa in India to Portugal. Take part in a dance class that follows the demonstration.
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Hope you are having a fantastic summer! Speaking of which, what's a great summer without NYBAP's 3rd Annual Summer Picnic in New York City's Central Park? We have reserved a beautiful pine tree laden picnic area at the Ross Pinetum Playground. (Did you know that New York's Central Park has the largest concentration of pine trees of any national park in the US?) To celebrate NYBAP's third year and our 850 membership milestone, we're providing FREE fixings for a "make your own sandwich" station. We'll bring ... Read More
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Anyone in the NYC area open to jamming on guitar? I've always wanted to play with someone and never had the opportunity. Please respond if interested, or know anyone who would be.
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Anyone in the NYC area open to jamming? I've always wanted to play with someone and never had the opportunity. Please respond if interested, or know anyone who would be.
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Anyone in the NYC area open to jamming? I've always wanted to play with someone and never had the opportunity. Please respond if interested, or know anyone who is.
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Things you should know about pms? ?When a woman has PMS, it?s like she?s in an altered state,? reports Dr. Susan Thys-Jacobs, Endocrinologist. For approximately 40 million U.S. women, PMS is regular influence on their physical and psychological well-being. Recent studies have found that over 70 percent of relationships are affected to some extent by PMS. So PMS impacts nearly everyone, including men! Here are a few simple steps you can take either as a sufferer ? or as a supportive friend ? to help: ... Read More
August 18, 2007 at 2:46pmHmm.....maybe this is why I've never been accused of pmsing, :).. How can girls NOT drink milk!?
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I was wondering what 5 all time favorite z jokes would be like. Ill start with some but it would be nice if others contributed better ones: 1. What did z pizza slice say to z other slice? - Pizza Hut! 2. What did z lonely banana say to z other banana - I'm akela! 3. What did z half eaten roti say to z chef - I wish I was a poori!!! 4. What do you call z fat car - A motacar ofcourse! 5. What did z bald desi taxi driver say to z tourists he picked up at atlanta airport - the hair on my tind has gone... Read More
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Aai mehboob merey... Aai mehboob merey.. ye kis dar la khara kia? na jewan hai, na maran hai na chain,... na mukhtal konain ki bhi hadoon se agay.. ik ajab jannat bassi hai jahan mei khud ko aseer pata hun.. jesay zinda mujassim.. muhtaj hai dharkanon ka apni roh ko mei... teri deedni ka faqeer pata hun aai balam... mein talib-e-tarahum hun rihai ka, ...barda-e-tanhai se... matloob hai sangum mujhay ramish,...deed teri... mera jism,..meri roh kashkol hai bus,...aai dayyak.. aai mehboo... Read More
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Aai mehboob merey... Aai mehboob merey.. ye kis dar la khara kia? na jewan hai, na maran hai na chain,... na mukhtal konain ki bhi hadoon se agay.. ik ajab jannat bassi hai jahan mei khud ko aseer pata hun.. jesay zinda mujassim.. muhtaj hai dharkanon ka apni roh ko mei... teri deedni ka faqeer pata hun aai balam... mein talib-e-tarahum hun rihai ka, ...barda-e-tanhai se... matloob hai sangum mujhay ramish,...deed teri... mera jism,..meri roh kashkol hai bus,...aai dayyak.. aai mehboo... Read More
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Chal Way Bullehya Chal O'thay Chaliyay Jithay Saaray Annay Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay (O' Bulleh Shah let's go there Where everyone is blind Where no one recognizes our caste (or race, or family name) And where no one believes in us) ----------------------------------- ------------ Masjid Dha Day, Mandir Dha Day Dha Day Jo Kujh Disda Par Kissay Da Dil Na Dhawee(n) Rub Dilaa(n) Wich Wasda Tear down the Mosque, tear down the temple Tear down every thing in sight... Read More
August 8, 2007 at 5:29amThis bowl of saki below is also related to this poetry "let's go there, where everyone is blind" Bowl of Saki for August 8 THE MORE YOU EVOLVE SPIRITUALLY, THE FURTHER YOU...August 7, 2007 at 10:32pmlet's go there Where everyone is blind Where no one recognizes us And where no one believes in us -- I'd say all of us have more or less done that.. But how does this ...
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Chal Way Bullehya Chal O'thay Chaliyay Jithay Saaray Annay Na Koi Saadee Zaat PichHanay Tay Na Koi Saanu Mannay (O' Bulleh Shah let's go there Where everyone is blind Where no one recognizes our caste (or race, or family name) And where no one believes in us) ----------------------------------- ------------ Masjid Dha Day, Mandir Dha Day Dha Day Jo Kujh Disda Par Kissay Da Dil Na Dhawee(n) Rub Dilaa(n) Wich Wasda Tear down the Mosque, tear down the temple Tear down every thing in sight... Read More
September 4, 2007 at 4:00pmPlease could you tell me from which book can I find theses versesof Bulleh Shah ? Masjid Dha Day, Mandir Dha Day Dha Day Jo Kujh Disda Par Kissay Da Dil Na Dhawee(n) Rub ...



