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has added a new journalI was wondering what 5 all time favorite z jokes would be like. Ill start with some but it would be nice if others contributed better ones:
1. What did z pizza slice say to z other slice? - Pizza Hut!
2. What did z lonely banana say to z other banana - I'm akela!
3. What did z half eaten roti say to z chef - I wish I was a poori!!!
4. What do you call z fat car - A motacar ofcourse!
5. What did z bald desi taxi driver say to z tourists he picked up at atlanta airport - the hair on my tind has gone with the wind!
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has added a new journalI was thinking of all the famous Z people I know and this is as far as I got before sleep interrupted me:
Zeus - Chief God of the Greeks
Zoraster - founder of fireworshipping religion
Zakria - prophet in Bible
ZulKarnain - prophet in Quran
Zainab - daughter of Ali
Za Za Gabor - Hollywood Actress
Zeba Mohammad Ali - Lollywood Actress
Zeenat Aman - Bollywood Actress
Zeba Bakhtiar - Model & Bollywood Actress
Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto - Prime Minister of Pakistan
Zack - Character in BattleStar Galactica TV Saga
Zorro - Mexican legend and Hollywood Movie Character
Zena - TV warrior princess
Zubin Mehta - Symphony Conductor Extraordinaire
Zivago, Dr - Russian Novel Character
Zidane - French Football Legend
Who am I missing?
anzz7
Billy Zane, Catherine Zeta, Renee Zellwegger, Zach Morris (lead in Saved by the Bell). Remember this village is not just for first names starting with a "Z". And it's Zsa Zsa Gabor
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has added a new journalIt is my observation that most people with the "z" factor also suffer from the "z"curse. Either you are successful in love or in life but not both.
As an example, Zoraster was successful in founding the fire worshiping religion but nobody talks about a Mrs Zoraster. Mr Zakria became a prophet in the bible but had all sorts of trouble with his wife. Bibi Zainab lost her family. Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto while he was fighting with Begum Nusrut rose to the ranks of prime minister but when their relationship started working out, he got hanged. My friend Zakir recently got divorced because his wife couldnt stand life in the US. Turns out, Za Za Gabor's husband was having an affair with Anna Nicole Smith.
Too many other examples have led me to this conclusion. Whats you all's opinion?
Violex
Catherine Zeta Jones's name DOES NOT star with Z. I agree with the Z Curse.Let me give few other examples....Zahor-ul-Hasan Bhopali was a successful politician but got murdered when he reached his peak. Zia-ul-Haque died of a mysterious death. I have achieved alot of successes in life but struggled with love life.
Superman35
I agree that Zeta-Jones is successful but after Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Anotonio Bandaras etc all I want to wait a few years before I call her current relationship with Michael Douglas a success. :)Btw, last week when I was in Croatia, I heard that they bought property together in Montenegro recently.
anzz7
OH NO! Pure coincidence! There is no such thing as a "Z" curse. C'mon, you gotta be all positive about it! That's not cool! And remember what happens in your life is not always in your control!You forgot Catherine Zeta Jones, she is successful in love and in life! And if I may add, so is my sister, MashaAllah.