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has added a new journalSorry, I know that MJ has nothing to do with Stewie (even though I'm sure he would have some funny comments to say about Michael), but I'm just such a MJ fan, that I had to let everyone know!!!
So all you 'PYT's' that need some 'TLC' make sure to 'Beat It' to to the nearest XM Sattelite Ch 63 and "mamasay-mamasa-mamakusa" all u want!!
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has added a new journalStewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm? I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll? Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm? Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
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has added a new journalPeter: Come on, buddy. Don't you wanna use the toilet? Maybe I should give you some beer; runs right through ya!
Stewie: Oh, splendid. While we're at it, why don't we light a doobie and watch porn?
Peter: R-Really?
Stewie: Listen you! I shall use the facilities when I am good and ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity!!
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has added a new journalChris: I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug.
Brian: I just wish I didn't have to look at it.
Chris: Well, we have to look at your ANUS all day!
Stewie:Thank you!
Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting. Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie (pause): You're on.
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has added a new journalStewie: Hey Bria...what?
Brian: I didn't say anything.
Stewie: Oh...I...I thought you...you interrupted...me. Don't interrupt me!
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Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don't pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he'd ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.