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has added a new journalHey Everyone
just wanted to point this out to the moderator that the man's picture you have here is not a moulvi. Just b/c he is dressed in his traditional clothes doesn't make him one. His name is Ameer Hamza Shinwary, and was a well-known Pushtoon poet.
You can find more information about this man here www.khyber.org
Serene4ever
This person's beard is too well kempt -I think this village should be renamed to "mullah" ki pooch
Serene4ever
hmm - he looks like my grand uncle who in fact was not a mulvi - nor even impersonating one.
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has added a new journalThere's a whole world of Maulvi, Mullah, Ayatollah, Priest (and clergy and rabbi jokes) begin...
Here goes...
DEDUCTIVE REASONING
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"HOW OLD ARE YOU, MULLA? SOMEONE ASKED, 'THREE YEARS OLDER THAN MY BROTHER.'HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 'REASONING. LAST YEAR. I HEARD MY BROTHER TELL SOMEONE THAT I WAS TWO YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. A YEAR HAS PASSED. THAT MEANS THAT I AM OLDER BY ONE YEAR. I SHALL SOON BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDFATHER.'
TIT FOR TAT
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NASRUDDIN WENT INTO A SHOP TO BUY A PAIR OF TROUSERS. THEN HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND CHOSE A CLOAK INSTEAD, AT THE SAME PRICE. PICKING UP THE CLOAK HE LEFT THE SHOP. "YOU HAVE NOT PAID," SHOUTED THE MERCHANT. "I LEFT YOU THE TROUSERS, WHICH WERE OF THE SAME VALUE AS THE CLOAK." "BUT YOU DID NOT PAY FOR THE TROUSERS EITHER.OF COURSE NOT,SAID MULLAH ;WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR SOMETHING THAT I DID NOT WANT TO BUY?"
MORE USEFUL
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ONE DAY MULLAH NASRUDDIN ENTERED HIS FAVORITE TEAHOUSE AND SAID:'THE MOON IS MORE USEFUL THAN THE SUN'. AN OLD MAN ASKED 'WHY MULLA?' NASRUDDIN REPLIED 'WE NEED THE LIGHT MORE DURING THE NIGHT THAN DURING THE DAY.'
PROMISES KEPT
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A FRIEND ASKED THE MULLA HOW OLD ARE YOU? FORTY REPLIED THE MULLAH. THE FRIEND SAID BUT YOU SAID THE SAMETHING TWO YEARS AGO ! YES REPLIED THE MULLAH, I ALWAYS STAND BY WHAT I HAVE SAID.
WHEN YOU FACE THINGS ALONE
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YOU MAY HAVE LOST YOUR DONKEY, NASRUDDIN, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GRIEVE OVER IT MORE THAN YOU DID ABOUT THE LOSS OF YOUR FIRST WIFE. AH, BUT IF YOU REMEMBER, WHEN I LOST MY WIFE, ALL YOU VILLAGERS SAID: WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE ELSE. SO FAR, NOBODY HAS OFFERED TO REPLACE MY DONKEY."
OBLIGATION
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NASRUDDIN NEARLY FELL INTO A POOL ONE DAY. A MAN WHOM HE KNEW SLIGHTLY WAS NEARBY, AND SAVED HIM. EVERY TIME HE MET NASRUDDIN AFTER THAT HE WOULD REMIND HIM OF THE SERVICE WHICH HE HAD PERFORMED. WHEN THIS HAD HAPPENED SEVERAL TIMES NASRUDDIN TOOK HIM TO THE WATER, JUMPED IN, STOOD WITH HIS HEAD JUST ABOVE WATER AND SHOUTED: "NOW I AM AS WET AS I WOULD
klass
hmmmmwell no wonder maulvis are so stupid .. hmmm... wonder why do muslims folow them ...well maybe they are ub.. brainless arabs and some uneducated pakis who think that maulvis are God ... lol
well niice one machopakii that was some good shit
machopaki12
this is from an afghan website. apparently this mullah nasruddin is some character in their history.
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has added a new journalWhy are Maulvis always issuing fatwas to kill people???? Do they really think that will solve anything? What's the rationale? Will that bring others into the fold of Islam?
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has added a new journalWell yes ofcourse all maulvis are just idiots and they are destroying this world so do us all a favour and kill them all
missmehak
only gangsta hafizes should be left alive. thanks. bye.klass
she is too sissy, i made a village on her and she is no longer on naseeblol