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The Brown Breakdown
A fun forward I thought I'd share.
When I say "brown" it could mean many things like the Species of
Brown, Indo-Paks etc. It's time to take a closer look at the Southeast
Brownies.
Bengalis
Here fishy fishy fishy
We start things off by taking a look at the Bengali folk. Now Bengalis
(whether they know it or not) are known for their love of fish.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, after-school snack . fish. Do not
insult fish when you are in presence of Bengalis. It's like insulting
their mothers. Some Bengalis even smell like fish (which is no surprise because of all the fish cooking and such). I mean I like fish and all . I just don't like people who talk about fish 24/7.
Gujjus
"I can't wait to eat that parrot." Known to be the cheap bastards of the brown race. Let's say you are going to die because some burglars have a gun to your head and the only way you can live is that you give them $5. Since you forgot your wallet at home you decide to call your Gujju neighbour. Will they shell out the 5 bones?
Gujju: I like you and all Hamzah. it's just that . $5 is a lot you
know? What about $2.50? Ask the burglar if he can let you go with
$2.50
Hamzah: I did. He's angry now. he's gonna kill me and ((shots
fired))((click))
Gujju:Hello? Hamzah? I change my mind. I think $2.50 is too much.
How about $1.50?
Karachiites
Karachiites take pride in their beautiful city. Karachiites hail from Karachi, the multicultural hub of Pakistan. Multicultural meaning a mix of the people on this page (which I guess makes it more multicultural than other places). So it's sorta like the salad of the brown world. A chocolate salad. Now exactly why do Karachiites want to be distinguished from other ethnicities? Technically Karachi isn't an ethnicity, but don't tell a Karachiite that, they hate that. I did that once, and all these Karachiites circled around me like a bunch of cockroaches and insulted me until I was in tears. I told them it wasn't my fault they weren't a real ethnicity. When I went to Karachi as a wee lad I noticed how nobody would smile at me. Perhaps it was because of the "India Cricket World Champs" T-Shirt I was wearing but I think it was something else. Karachiites will always be mysterious and smell.
Hydros
"I heart the char minar"
Hydros all somehow seem to know each other. Hydros can travel in the middle of a desert on the other side of the world and if they
somehow run across another Hydro, chances are their fathers went to the same school together or something. They're weird like that.
They're also known as the snobs of the brown race. I think the
majority of Hydros have a "holier than thou" attitude. They think
they're better than you and your pet budgie and there's nothing you
can do about it because you aren't a Hydro. Don't even think about
marrying a Hydro because they don't marry outside of their own kind.
That sorta makes you think though. If Hydros only married amongst
Hydros then well, eventually they'd start imbreeding. Actually. that
explains a lot.
Memons
Picture is fake. memons don't give nothing to nobody.
Memons are like a by-product of the Gujjus. When Pakistan was formed the Memons were all like "yo screw the Gujjus, let's make our own ethnicity". So they did and developed their own language but the
stingy, cheap-skate trait of the Gujjus was passed on to the Memons.
They also have this silly tendency to be clean. Now I understand
it's great to be clean and all but once I was eating pizza with another
Memon and he got up four times in the middle of the meal just to
wash his hands, come back and resume eating. Apparently if they get too dirty something triggers in their mind and it's off to the washroom
with them. That's my secret to getting rid of them. Just squirt
ketchup on their shirt or splash them with grape juice or something.
They'll run off in tears. Stupid germophobes. And was friggin Pinocchio an old ancestor of Memons because what's the deal with their noses??
Punjabis
"Balle Balle Arthur!"
They put the P in PMS, plain and simple. I've yet to meet a Punjabi
that doesn't have a short-temper. They are the Klingons of the brown
folk. Always looking for a fight. Even if you say "Listen Punjabi,
I'm not looking for a fight" they'll still think it's fighting words.
I got a lot of Punjabi friends and they're always fighting amongst
each other. Even I start yelling and screaming if I'm around
Punjabis too long. I've been offended 8 times in my entire life. Once by an Arab, the other seven times by a Punjabi. And the Punjabi didn't
even mean it. He was just making friendly talk. It's just that their
friendly talk is like painful to non-Punjabis. They could somehow
turn "How are you?" into an offensive insult. I think some ways for Punjabis to let go of their anger is to start dancing. They call it bhangra and even the dancing looks angry. Like if dancing forms could be personified then bhangra looks mighty pissed off compared to say, the holka-polka or square-dancing. Indian Punjabis hail from Poonjab, while Paki Punjabis are La Whores.
When I say "brown" it could mean many things like the Species of
Brown, Indo-Paks etc. It's time to take a closer look at the Southeast
Brownies.
Bengalis
Here fishy fishy fishy
We start things off by taking a look at the Bengali folk. Now Bengalis
(whether they know it or not) are known for their love of fish.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, after-school snack . fish. Do not
insult fish when you are in presence of Bengalis. It's like insulting
their mothers. Some Bengalis even smell like fish (which is no surprise because of all the fish cooking and such). I mean I like fish and all . I just don't like people who talk about fish 24/7.
Gujjus
"I can't wait to eat that parrot." Known to be the cheap bastards of the brown race. Let's say you are going to die because some burglars have a gun to your head and the only way you can live is that you give them $5. Since you forgot your wallet at home you decide to call your Gujju neighbour. Will they shell out the 5 bones?
Gujju: I like you and all Hamzah. it's just that . $5 is a lot you
know? What about $2.50? Ask the burglar if he can let you go with
$2.50
Hamzah: I did. He's angry now. he's gonna kill me and ((shots
fired))((click))
Gujju:Hello? Hamzah? I change my mind. I think $2.50 is too much.
How about $1.50?
Karachiites
Karachiites take pride in their beautiful city. Karachiites hail from Karachi, the multicultural hub of Pakistan. Multicultural meaning a mix of the people on this page (which I guess makes it more multicultural than other places). So it's sorta like the salad of the brown world. A chocolate salad. Now exactly why do Karachiites want to be distinguished from other ethnicities? Technically Karachi isn't an ethnicity, but don't tell a Karachiite that, they hate that. I did that once, and all these Karachiites circled around me like a bunch of cockroaches and insulted me until I was in tears. I told them it wasn't my fault they weren't a real ethnicity. When I went to Karachi as a wee lad I noticed how nobody would smile at me. Perhaps it was because of the "India Cricket World Champs" T-Shirt I was wearing but I think it was something else. Karachiites will always be mysterious and smell.
Hydros
"I heart the char minar"
Hydros all somehow seem to know each other. Hydros can travel in the middle of a desert on the other side of the world and if they
somehow run across another Hydro, chances are their fathers went to the same school together or something. They're weird like that.
They're also known as the snobs of the brown race. I think the
majority of Hydros have a "holier than thou" attitude. They think
they're better than you and your pet budgie and there's nothing you
can do about it because you aren't a Hydro. Don't even think about
marrying a Hydro because they don't marry outside of their own kind.
That sorta makes you think though. If Hydros only married amongst
Hydros then well, eventually they'd start imbreeding. Actually. that
explains a lot.
Memons
Picture is fake. memons don't give nothing to nobody.
Memons are like a by-product of the Gujjus. When Pakistan was formed the Memons were all like "yo screw the Gujjus, let's make our own ethnicity". So they did and developed their own language but the
stingy, cheap-skate trait of the Gujjus was passed on to the Memons.
They also have this silly tendency to be clean. Now I understand
it's great to be clean and all but once I was eating pizza with another
Memon and he got up four times in the middle of the meal just to
wash his hands, come back and resume eating. Apparently if they get too dirty something triggers in their mind and it's off to the washroom
with them. That's my secret to getting rid of them. Just squirt
ketchup on their shirt or splash them with grape juice or something.
They'll run off in tears. Stupid germophobes. And was friggin Pinocchio an old ancestor of Memons because what's the deal with their noses??
Punjabis
"Balle Balle Arthur!"
They put the P in PMS, plain and simple. I've yet to meet a Punjabi
that doesn't have a short-temper. They are the Klingons of the brown
folk. Always looking for a fight. Even if you say "Listen Punjabi,
I'm not looking for a fight" they'll still think it's fighting words.
I got a lot of Punjabi friends and they're always fighting amongst
each other. Even I start yelling and screaming if I'm around
Punjabis too long. I've been offended 8 times in my entire life. Once by an Arab, the other seven times by a Punjabi. And the Punjabi didn't
even mean it. He was just making friendly talk. It's just that their
friendly talk is like painful to non-Punjabis. They could somehow
turn "How are you?" into an offensive insult. I think some ways for Punjabis to let go of their anger is to start dancing. They call it bhangra and even the dancing looks angry. Like if dancing forms could be personified then bhangra looks mighty pissed off compared to say, the holka-polka or square-dancing. Indian Punjabis hail from Poonjab, while Paki Punjabis are La Whores.
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