One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

trail, and she tripped over a large snake and fell,

KERPLOP !!!, right on her twitchy little nose. "Oh,

please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to

trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."



"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To

be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you,

but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By

the way, what kind of animal are you?"



"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm

blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could

examine me and find out."



So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said,

"Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long

silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear

twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"



Then the bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But

by the way, what kind of animal are you?"



The snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny

agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was

finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an

animal am I?"



The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he

replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy,

and you haven't got any balls... You must be a

politician."