How does one go about becoming a trophy husband. I feel that I have what it takes to be a great trophy husband. I can look good on your arms and laugh politely at all your lame jokes and flirt madly with your boss so that you can get a more favorable position. I also know when to leave you alone and how to ignore the signs that you may have taken on a lover- I'm pretty open-minded about that stuff.

So, do you think I have what it takes to be a trophy husband and do you of anyone in the market for one?