Pakistani vs amreeki approach

First time meeting:
P.K:
How are u? ...I am fine
What kind of work do u do--- I am doctor
How much is your pay----200000$
Barri gall hai jee

U.S:
How are u?... I am fine
What kind of work do u do--- I am doctor
Do u enjoy your work---yeah
Kool man

P.k
First time clean shave:
Gasssh what u have done.
U look like a monkey
Stupid.

U.S:
Wow, u look different
U look hot man

Exam preparation:

Pk:
How is your preparation.
Sehi tarra parhai karna.
Dil laga ke

U.S:
no question asked

after the exam:
how did it go.
How was the questions
Any safarish
Must have used some pawa

U.S:
no questions asked

result announced---passed
acha paas ho geya
wese umeed tu nehin thi
challoo shukar karoo pass ho geya

U.S:
Hey man i passed the exam
Kool. congrats. lets have a party

Exam failed:
Pk:
kaha tha na parr loo.
Ab mazey karroo

U.S:
Man I failed.
Come on. Don?t be sad.
Take it again. I know u can do it

Your a$$ naked...mahawaratan
PK:
Will tell every one and they
will announce it in public with full dhool and dhamaka

U.S:
Excuse me, yr a$$ is naked, could u plz cover it.

different kind of dressing:

PK:
U have no idea how to dress.
kaprey peheney ki tameez na aayi

U.S
hey what a nice dress.


And the list goes on,,,,,,,,