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Mathmatical Proof women are Evil


There is mathmatical proof that girls are evil. Allow me to explain.

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is money"

Time=Money

Therefore:

Girls=Money x Money= Money^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money=Evil

Therefore:

Girls=(Evil)^2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls=Evil
 

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Login to find out (July 15, 2007 at 5:54pm)
Sorry, your joke does not make sense at all.
 
Login to find out (June 10, 2007 at 2:30am)
Euh there is no time for long explanation. I cut it shorter...and my formula is very straightforward:
Men are evil 2 :*
 
Login to find out (April 12, 2007 at 5:39pm)
LOL. Hilarious! I love the mathematical elegance of your proof. With two straight rounds on female parody (including the one on chemical analysis of women), the ladies owe a retaliatory response on male parody.

I want to present a slight variation of the proof as follows.

Girls = (Evil)^2

Taking square root of both sides of the equation above, we get:

+/-sqrt(Girls) = Evil

But since sqrt(Girls) is not well defined, I am forced to conclude that Girls ultimately does equal (Evil)^2 (i.e., women are more, more, and more evil). QED.