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Mathmatical Proof girls are Evil!


There is mathmatical proof that girls are evil. Allow me to explain.

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls=Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is money"

Time=Money

Therefore:

Girls=Money x Money= Money^2

And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money=??Evil

Therefore:

Girls=(??Evil)^2

And we are forced to conclude that:

Girls=Evil
 

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Login to find out (September 12, 2007 at 12:03pm)
Math was never my subject, but being a female, I believe: the formula to be correct: if that is so, then males must believe in it too!!
 
Login to find out (August 9, 2007 at 1:56am)
U NEED a prrooff TO explain thiss ...lolXxxxX...jkin
 
Login to find out (April 22, 2007 at 6:42pm)
Well, all us blokes knew it already, of course. The proof was for the girls and the confused/undecided. You know how they are... "On what basis ..." and "you cant prove..." well actually, in this case the proof is already there. Genius, huh?
 
Login to find out (April 16, 2007 at 3:26pm)
Elimentry, Runner, Elimimentry!
Very well put.
 
Login to find out (April 12, 2007 at 5:37pm)
LOL. Hilarious! I love the mathematical elegance of your proof. With two straight rounds on female parody (including the one on chemical analysis of women), the ladies owe a retaliatory response on male parody.

I want to present a slight variation of the proof as follows.

Girls = (Evil)^2

Taking square root of both sides of the equation above, we get:

+/-sqrt(Girls) = Evil

But since sqrt(Girls) is not well defined, I am forced to conclude that Girls ultimately does equal (Evil)^2 (i.e., women are more, more, and more evil). QED.