hil jhul ker mil
Greetings of peace and joy,
Oh_Please had commented that we need some levity so here is one series. Enjoy
LITTLE SENSE SERIES *
Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
???????????????????????
Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
???????????????????????
Oh_Please had commented that we need some levity so here is one series. Enjoy
LITTLE SENSE SERIES *
Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
aur khuda tumse puche....
'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
???????????????????????
Agar tujh mein himmat hai
To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,
Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,
Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
???????????????????????



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I want to unleash my 'diwaan', but I will have to wait coz of finals etc...
In the meantime
Mera harr gham teri harr khushi se achha hoga
Mera harr dinn teri harr raat se achha hoga
Yaqeen na aaye to khirki se jhaank ke dekh lena
Mera JANAAZA teri BARAAT se achha hoga :P!!!
I go away and I come back and find a whole KHAZANA :)
hil raha ha baba:P
Almafia: LOL, very funny!!
Here's another one, just in time for Bakri Eid
Enjoy:
KAASH IS EID PAR MAIN TERA BAKRA HOTA...
Kaash is Eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota
Tu hina lagaey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati
Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur shaam ko gali main saath ghumati
Mere paas gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss Eid par main tera bakra hota
Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raaz karti
Agar mera raqeeb mujhe cheraa karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata
Raat ko sardi main baahir akra hota
Kash iss Eid par main tera bakra hota
Phir Eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main
Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota...
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota...
Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
S
Shikayat na hoti
Nainon me kisi kai
Nazakat na hoti
Na hoti bekarari
Na hote hum tanha
Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye mohabat na hoti
Na hote ye sapne
Ye khwabon ki duniya
Kisi ko chahat ki
Tamanna na hoti
Na zulfo ki chaya
Na phulon ki khushbu
Yadon me unki
Ye rate na kat ti
Jo na hoti mohabat
Ye ansu na hote
Dil bhi na khota
Aaj tanha na rota
Diwanon si apni
Ye halat na hoti
Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti....
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain
logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain....! :P
Daavat ki Moulavi ki, tab aayaa use Khayaal
Murdaar murgh ki hui Mullaah ko jab Khabar
Saaraa badan sulajh uthaa, ghaalib huaa jalaal
Kehne lage khilaaoge hame mam gosht?
Tum ko nahi.n zaraa bhi shariyat ka kuchh Khayaal?
Murdaar Gosht to shariyat mein hai haraam
Jab tak na zibaah keejiye, hotaa nahi?n halaal
Fatawaa jab apnaa maulavi saahab sunaa chuke
Jhun jhulaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
Kaisii hai aap ki ye shariyat, yei to bataa?iye
Bande ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhi baa-kamaal
Allah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye wo haraam
bande ke haath jo marr-jaaye, ho jaaye wo halaal!
Khidki khulli, zulfein uddi, dilne kaha dildaar nikla ...
Khidki khulli, zulfein uddi, dilne kaha dildaar nikla ...
Par haaye re phutti kismat hamari, yeh to nahaaya hua sardar nikla!!! :) :D
Tumhe aaj dekha to mujhe ye khayaal aaya
Tumhe aaj dekha to mujhe ye khayaal aaya
Paagalo.n ke 'stock' me aaj naya maal aaya!! :P
BTW could anyone prescribe medicine for heartache (to get one)...so that when I have one I could turn to humour to get rid of it.