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hil jhul ker mil


Greetings of peace and joy,
Oh_Please had commented that we need some levity so here is one series. Enjoy


LITTLE SENSE SERIES *


Khudi ko kar buland itnaa....

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....

aur khuda tumse puche....

'Abe saale ... ab utrega kaise '
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Agar tujh mein himmat hai

To kutub minaar ko hila kar dikha,

Aur agar nahin, to mere paas baeth,
Do ghoont maar,

Aur Kutub minar ko ! hilta hua dekh
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Login to find out (December 16, 2007 at 2:18pm)
TWG, nice contribution :D...
I want to unleash my 'diwaan', but I will have to wait coz of finals etc...

In the meantime

Mera harr gham teri harr khushi se achha hoga
Mera harr dinn teri harr raat se achha hoga
Yaqeen na aaye to khirki se jhaank ke dekh lena
Mera JANAAZA teri BARAAT se achha hoga :P!!!
 
Login to find out (December 16, 2007 at 7:56am)
Hilarious!!!
 
Login to find out (December 16, 2007 at 12:22am)
WOW!
I go away and I come back and find a whole KHAZANA :)
 
Login to find out (December 13, 2007 at 11:45am)
hmmmmmmm);

hil raha ha baba:P
 
Login to find out (December 12, 2007 at 9:52pm)
Yeah she keeps talking about how she wants to find her "bakra", euphemistically.
 
Login to find out (December 12, 2007 at 9:49pm)
TG: We should send this Bakra Ghazal to Altofah, she will get a kick out of it.

Almafia: LOL, very funny!!
 
Login to find out (December 12, 2007 at 7:46pm)
No problemo Serene... I have a whole 'diwaan' on such ashaars :)

Here's another one, just in time for Bakri Eid

Enjoy:

KAASH IS EID PAR MAIN TERA BAKRA HOTA...

Kaash is Eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota

Tu hina lagaey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati

Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur shaam ko gali main saath ghumati

Mere paas gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss Eid par main tera bakra hota

Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raaz karti

Agar mera raqeeb mujhe cheraa karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata

Raat ko sardi main baahir akra hota
Kash iss Eid par main tera bakra hota

Phir Eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main

Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota...
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota...
 
Login to find out (December 10, 2007 at 12:15am)
Wow, some great ones :) Twilight and Almafia

Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

S
 
Login to find out (December 1, 2007 at 5:53pm)
LOL - great ones - thank you:)
 
Login to find out (December 1, 2007 at 2:56pm)
Shararat na hoti
Shikayat na hoti
Nainon me kisi kai
Nazakat na hoti

Na hoti bekarari
Na hote hum tanha
Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye mohabat na hoti

Na hote ye sapne
Ye khwabon ki duniya
Kisi ko chahat ki
Tamanna na hoti

Na zulfo ki chaya
Na phulon ki khushbu
Yadon me unki
Ye rate na kat ti

Jo na hoti mohabat
Ye ansu na hote
Dil bhi na khota
Aaj tanha na rota
Diwanon si apni
Ye halat na hoti

Agar jahan me kambakht
Ye MoHoBBaT na hoti....
 
Login to find out (December 1, 2007 at 2:56pm)
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain
Insurance wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain

logon ki patniyon ke paas ghanton bethkar
unke pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain....! :P
 
Login to find out (December 1, 2007 at 2:55pm)
Jis din huaa pathaan ke murghi kaa inteqaal
Daavat ki Moulavi ki, tab aayaa use Khayaal
Murdaar murgh ki hui Mullaah ko jab Khabar
Saaraa badan sulajh uthaa, ghaalib huaa jalaal

Kehne lage khilaaoge hame mam gosht?
Tum ko nahi.n zaraa bhi shariyat ka kuchh Khayaal?
Murdaar Gosht to shariyat mein hai haraam
Jab tak na zibaah keejiye, hotaa nahi?n halaal

Fatawaa jab apnaa maulavi saahab sunaa chuke
Jhun jhulaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
Kaisii hai aap ki ye shariyat, yei to bataa?iye
Bande ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhi baa-kamaal

Allah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye wo haraam
bande ke haath jo marr-jaaye, ho jaaye wo halaal!
 
Login to find out (December 1, 2007 at 2:54pm)
since we are on a roll for some goofy shers:

Khidki khulli, zulfein uddi, dilne kaha dildaar nikla ...
Khidki khulli, zulfein uddi, dilne kaha dildaar nikla ...
Par haaye re phutti kismat hamari, yeh to nahaaya hua sardar nikla!!! :) :D


Tumhe aaj dekha to mujhe ye khayaal aaya
Tumhe aaj dekha to mujhe ye khayaal aaya
Paagalo.n ke 'stock' me aaj naya maal aaya!! :P
 
Login to find out (November 30, 2007 at 9:18pm)
How to get a voluntary heartache .... hmmmm..... Eat a lot of fattening foods and clog up the arteries :)
 
Login to find out (November 30, 2007 at 9:16pm)
LOL - good one :)
 
Login to find out (November 30, 2007 at 4:32pm)
Naah..."falling" in this sense is not a voluntary act...so come up with a better suggestion please
 
Login to find out (November 30, 2007 at 3:31pm)
Lol...nice ones

BTW could anyone prescribe medicine for heartache (to get one)...so that when I have one I could turn to humour to get rid of it.
 
Login to find out (November 30, 2007 at 3:17pm)
I have some more somewhere - will dig up and post :) We always good use a smile and truly laughter is the best medicine for heartache :)