For those who have tasted the original, there is nothing on this planet that comes close to the absolute unadulterated juicy joy of biting into an authentic Indian/desi Mango, towards the end of summer (yes, that means these days.) Lookalikes called Mango can be found everywhere, but there is only one King of Fruit, the Mango of the Indian Continent. You won't even know what that means, (The Mighty Royal Mango,) unless you are blessed to have tasted the real thing. The same is the case with Fearless Chocolate, the one curator of divine indulgence that does achieve something close to the level of reverence that authentic desi mangoes receive from those who truly know them. Created by Fearless Foods, Fearless Chocolate has been hard to come by in the past, but fortunately it can be found on this hemisphere.

We are proud to announce that Fearless Chocolate will be presented, free and for the general tasting, at the Medicine Buddha Temple (House of Healing & All Things Divine,) this coming Sunday evening. We - or at least our ex abbot, for sure - encourage you to forward this message among people you care for, and if you cannot come, then to send a friend, or ten! Unroasted chocolate this good will not remain inexpensive for too long, not with crazy aficionado's like the writer of this note hawking its many merits. Sweetened by Agave, with all natural and organic ingredients, there are many who treat this hand-made concoction as precious medicine - which it is. But all these words mean nothing unless you decide to commit to visit this sacred space, offering a sacred sacrament, prepared in sacred clarity with sacred intention.

There is another reason why it is important you heed this invitation: if you do not come, then the Medicine Buddha Monks will end up with too many yum-delicious jars. And that just _won't_ be fair, because we are supposed to be giving up our attachment to samsara, not indulging in more of it~!~

So, even though we say come, we really mean to say "please help us." We will drown in too much amazing, unforgettable, HEALTHY and GOOD FOR YOU chocolaty-goodness unless we share this treasure with the world! On pain of free & fearless chocolate, please visit - and experience an offering in kind..


Invitation by:
The Original Fearless Chocolate Monster ~!@@!~

(Come by and see many strange beings, including this one.)