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Eight Words with two Meanings-A three minute mid week mood refresher.
Just to bring you out of mid week stress....
A Joke::::::::::
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
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AND a LINK "too big for Indian MEN" news.bbc.co.uk
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A man took his wife to the Exhibition and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged
her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband
a healthy jab
and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The
wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
A Joke::::::::::
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female..... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female..... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female..... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female..... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female..... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
*********************************** ***********************
AND a LINK "too big for Indian MEN" news.bbc.co.uk
----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ----------------------------------- ------------
A man took his wife to the Exhibition and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged
her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband
a healthy jab
and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot
from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The
wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
Comments on this journal
have a read...........
lol @ the note too
Thanks for the HAHA Khan. :)