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DUMB Signs
A NUMBER OF SIGNS THAT WE HAVE FOUND
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1. In a dry cleaner's emporium: "Drop your pants here".
2. In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
3. In a farmer?s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
4. In a Florida Maternity ward: "No children allowed".
5. In a health food shop window: "Closed due to illness".
6. In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn?t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
7. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
8. In a Los Angeles clothing store:" Wonderful bargains for Men with 16 and 17 necks".
9. In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday".
10. In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
11. In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
12. In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
13. In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action".
14. In a Pennsylvania Cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
15. In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
16. In a restaurant window:" Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up".
17. In a safari park:" Elephants, please stay in your car"
18. In a Tacoma, Washington Men's clothing store: "15 Men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
19. In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
20 In a toilet: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below".
21 In a veterinarian?s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
22. In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
24. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
25. In downtown Boston: "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
26. In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car".
27. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We?ll wait.
28 In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
29. In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
30. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:" Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work".
31. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
32. Inside a bowling alley:" Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop".
33. Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on Labor Day".
34. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
35. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
36. On a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs".
37. On a church door: "This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)"
38. On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
39 On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
40. On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive".
41. On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania:" Don?t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber".
42. On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship".
43. On a Maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push".
44. On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin".
45. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church".
46. On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed".
47. On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard ? bell out of order.)"
48. On a restaurant: "Try our fish just for the halibut".
49. On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
50. On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
51. On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
52. On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
53. On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
54. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
55. On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: "If you cannot read this card..."
55. On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
56. On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
57. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
58. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant:" Blackened bluefish"
59. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy"
60. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and sell antiques".
61. Outside a disco: "Smart is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome".
62. Outside a farm:" Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1".
63. Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people".
64. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We heard you coming".
65. Outside a photographer?s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
66. Outside a second-hand store:" We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain."
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1. In a dry cleaner's emporium: "Drop your pants here".
2. In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
3. In a farmer?s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
4. In a Florida Maternity ward: "No children allowed".
5. In a health food shop window: "Closed due to illness".
6. In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn?t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
7. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
8. In a Los Angeles clothing store:" Wonderful bargains for Men with 16 and 17 necks".
9. In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday".
10. In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
11. In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
12. In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
13. In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action".
14. In a Pennsylvania Cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
15. In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
16. In a restaurant window:" Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up".
17. In a safari park:" Elephants, please stay in your car"
18. In a Tacoma, Washington Men's clothing store: "15 Men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!"
19. In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
20 In a toilet: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below".
21 In a veterinarian?s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
22. In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
24. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
25. In downtown Boston: "Callahan Tunnel - NO END"
26. In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car".
27. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We?ll wait.
28 In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
29. In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
30. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:" Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work".
31. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
32. Inside a bowling alley:" Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop".
33. Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on Labor Day".
34. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
35. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
36. On a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs".
37. On a church door: "This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)"
38. On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
39 On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
40. On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive".
41. On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania:" Don?t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber".
42. On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship".
43. On a Maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push".
44. On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin".
45. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church".
46. On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed".
47. On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard ? bell out of order.)"
48. On a restaurant: "Try our fish just for the halibut".
49. On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
50. On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
51. On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
52. On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
53. On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
54. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
55. On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: "If you cannot read this card..."
55. On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
56. On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
57. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
58. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant:" Blackened bluefish"
59. On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy"
60. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and sell antiques".
61. Outside a disco: "Smart is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome".
62. Outside a farm:" Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1".
63. Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people".
64. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We heard you coming".
65. Outside a photographer?s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
66. Outside a second-hand store:" We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain."