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Children
1.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad....'
'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
'I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....''WHAT! ' 'When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?'
2. A woman says:
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
Shesaid, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'
3. School boy
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a b...tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b...ch is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' The mother asked. 'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in maths?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b...ch is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was: two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad....'
'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
'I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....''WHAT! ' 'When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?'
2. A woman says:
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
Shesaid, 'Mummy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy.'
'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your bum?'
3. School boy
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a b...tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b...ch is nine....'
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 'What are you doing?'
The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mum.' 'And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?' The mother asked. 'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in maths?'
The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b...ch is four?'
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was: two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
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