Another silly VE...
....until we find something more exciting do to with our free time.
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with.
Pick the month you were born:
January----- ---I kicked
February---- ---I loved
March------- --I smoked
April -----------I dry humped
May--------- --I choked on
June -----------I murdered
July-------- ----I did the Macarena with
August------ ---I had lunch with
September--- --I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1---------a birdbath
2---------a monster
3---------a phone
4---------a fork
5---------a Mexican
6---------a gangster
7---------my cell phone
8---------my dog
9---------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22------- Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- -because I'm cool like that.
Black------- -because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- --because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------- -because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- --because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------- -because I hate myself.
Purple------ --because I'm cool.
Gray-------- -because I was drunk.
Yellow------ -because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ -because I hate my family.
Brown------- -because I was high.
Other------- --because I'm a ninja.
None-------- -because I cant control myself.
I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I was high.
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with.
Pick the month you were born:
January----- ---I kicked
February---- ---I loved
March------- --I smoked
April -----------I dry humped
May--------- --I choked on
June -----------I murdered
July-------- ----I did the Macarena with
August------ ---I had lunch with
September--- --I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1---------a birdbath
2---------a monster
3---------a phone
4---------a fork
5---------a Mexican
6---------a gangster
7---------my cell phone
8---------my dog
9---------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22------- Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- -because I'm cool like that.
Black------- -because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- --because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------- -because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- --because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------- -because I hate myself.
Purple------ --because I'm cool.
Gray-------- -because I was drunk.
Yellow------ -because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ -because I hate my family.
Brown------- -because I was high.
Other------- --because I'm a ninja.
None-------- -because I cant control myself.
I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I was high.



Comments on this journal
I choked on a monster because I was drunk. (I just changed my birthday)
I don't know why I can only come up with gay stuff. I'm not gay. Really.
This all resumed since the fall of the taliban.
These 'pious' men have to be told not to have sex with boys. WTF?
but lots of them just engaged in "harmless" stuff like uh... well, .... let me send you the link to the study.
They are constantly preaching abstinence down here - but they realized that all the abstinence stuff just made kids to other things...
Its the letter of the law, apparently, not the spirit.
Actually that reminds me of a movie I saw recently...Aap Ke Khaatir. One guy in there (Anupam Kher) had cell phones in his pockets and depending on whom he saw (woman), his phone would have a different ringer with a vibrator.