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Another silly VE...


....until we find something more exciting do to with our free time.
This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with.

Pick the month you were born:
January----- ---I kicked
February---- ---I loved
March------- --I smoked
April -----------I dry humped
May--------- --I choked on
June -----------I murdered
July-------- ----I did the Macarena with
August------ ---I had lunch with
September--- --I danced with
October----- --I sang to
November---- -I yelled at
December---- -I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1---------a birdbath
2---------a monster
3---------a phone
4---------a fork
5---------a Mexican
6---------a gangster
7---------my cell phone
8---------my dog
9---------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22------- Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------- -because I'm cool like that.
Black------- -because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- --because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------- -because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- --because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------- -because I hate myself.
Purple------ --because I'm cool.
Gray-------- -because I was drunk.
Yellow------ -because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------ -because I hate my family.
Brown------- -because I was high.
Other------- --because I'm a ninja.
None-------- -because I cant control myself.





I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because I was high.
 

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Login to find out (January 8, 2007 at 2:37am)
I dry humped a permanent marker because I cant control myself. OUCH! (A)
 
Login to find out (January 4, 2007 at 1:10pm)
Not only Taliban all religious Fanatics.........hell on earth!
 
Login to find out (January 4, 2007 at 12:54pm)
I kicked a baseball bat because I was drunk. :-
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 11:31pm)
OK this is a Silly VE...

I choked on a monster because I was drunk. (I just changed my birthday)

I don't know why I can only come up with gay stuff. I'm not gay. Really.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 11:24pm)
well, the taliban actually cut down on heroin production and actually decreased the traditional tribal practice of having a young boy as a "companion"...

This all resumed since the fall of the taliban.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 11:21pm)
Exactly. Isn't heroin haram? but who produces the most heroin in the world. The pious bastards.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 10:36pm)
Speaking of haram and illegal acts. Newsweek published the new handbook used by the Taliban. One of the edicts in this handbook tells the a_ holes not to go into tents with young boys.

These 'pious' men have to be told not to have sex with boys. WTF?
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:55pm)
I ran over your mom because I was drunk :-
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:30pm)
yeah, especially since sodomy is haram and illegal...

but lots of them just engaged in "harmless" stuff like uh... well, .... let me send you the link to the study.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:30pm)
in that case, i'd rather just go for the 'real deal' instead of some crummy substitute :P
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:28pm)
ff - i guess i just find it amazing that kids want to have sex so bad (yet also want to be "techinically a virgin") that they are willing to resort to anal sex; as in it's okay to have anal sex but i MUST keep my virginity, what the heck?? );
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:23pm)
n_J: there was a whole study out there that 85% of teenagers have done a whole lotta stuff but still consider themselves "virginal"

They are constantly preaching abstinence down here - but they realized that all the abstinence stuff just made kids to other things...
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:21pm)
*exempt
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:19pm)
ff - that is just stupid....do they think that by by-passing vaginal sex that they are exept when they go for anal sex? );
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:17pm)
actually a lot of teenagers in a misguided attempt to avoid losing their virginity do resort to variations on... well what Brainsy said.

Its the letter of the law, apparently, not the spirit.
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:12pm)
byke - emmm if i'm expected to get answers to these questions based on personal experience then it's safe to say that i will never get any answers!! :P
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:09pm)
byke - ok now that is just plain old SICKO *insert barf emoticon here* how could you even fathom putting something that had been up your a$$ in your mouth?? #: for that matter, why in God's name would you put something up your a$$?? it's made to to expel things, not take things in!!
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:05pm)
unless you like anal and shoved it up there or something...ok ewww i just grossed myself out too!! thanks a lot for putting my mind in the gutter FF :P LOL
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:04pm)
just remember, there are also pagers....
 
Login to find out (January 3, 2007 at 1:00pm)
#:

Actually that reminds me of a movie I saw recently...Aap Ke Khaatir. One guy in there (Anupam Kher) had cell phones in his pockets and depending on whom he saw (woman), his phone would have a different ringer with a vibrator.