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has added a new journalDo U know that a male cat is called a Bull, and that these wild animals are pretty much just as dangerous? Male cats disguise their wild side - because truly these are panthers and tigers.
Do you know that a female cat is more like a little girl than a woman? And that she will come to you if you merely allow her to? Just don't go for her, crouch on the floor and hold your hand(s) out as if petting her in an imaginary posture, right next to your folded thigh. She'll come to you - out of the love that she will feel.
This worX with most bulls to - except that sometimes U gotta face their eyes and turn away a few more times..
Budhee-Ghoree
Love it! Puuuurrrrfect;)
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has added a new journalIs your cat a basement addict? My cat's favourite place is the basement floor, she loves to roll around in it, its not a finished basement
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has added a new journalI like seeing cats lick the sides of their mouth after a juicy meal, its cute! Deliciously yummie was it?:P :P :P
What does your cat do thats cute?
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has added a new journalThis journal was posted a year ago, and deserves to get put back on top. Thanx Krazeekid for submitting it. It's still tru now as it was back then.
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Cat Commandments
Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.
Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.
Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4 a.m.
Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.
Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.
