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Bigbooty
guys like booty then boobs that simple and girl like guys with buns of steal. ;)
You know who u really are...?
come and join this village, help it grow big, if u really a booty man or booty women
(haha i said booty not boogeyman bro!!!)
Anyway...
for any ladies you know you are one of the fewest desi girl out their that got it all and all the other fobby desi Guys wanna holla at you because you are HOT and got the package like them Spanish or Black women got?
Other Desi women hate you because they wish what your mama give you they didnt get from their mama... so you can join.
Help me Grow this Village, Need more ladies but Guy you always welcome, just give me good Answer for my Question.
Goal is to get 100 girls and 100 guys by end of summer 2005, can we really do it.
Peace!!
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has added a new journalA Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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has added a new journalWhy Hockey Is Better Than Sex
(today jokes)
It's legal to earn money playing hockey.
Many people play hockey even after they're married.
The puck's always hard.
The protective equipment is reusable.
It lasts at least an hour.
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
You always know how big the stick is.
You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding.
You can change players on the fly.
You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up.
Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds.
Your parents cheer when you score.
Periods last only 20 minutes.
You're sure to get it at least twice a week.
You can tell your friends about it afterward.
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has added a new journalHow 30 years makes a difference.
1977: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair
1977: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to California because it's warm
1977: Growing pot
2007: Growing pot belly
1977: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2007: Trying not to look like Liz taylor
1977: Seeds and Stems
2007: Roughage
1977: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2007: Getting a new hip joint
1977: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
1977: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system
1977: Take acid
2007: Take antacid
1977: Passing the driver's test
2007: Passing the vision test
1977: 'Whatever'
2007: 'Depends'
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has added a new journalNo Extras!
A married couple goes into a dentist?s office. The husband is in a big hurry. He says, ?No expensive extras, Doc. No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.?
?I wish more of my patients were as brave as you,? the dentist says. ?Now, which tooth is it??
The husband turns to his wife and says, ?Show him your tooth, honey.?
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What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything."
"Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband.
"No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him," she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband.
"Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
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Bank Teller
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a freakin' checking account."
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a freakin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won $50 million in the lottery and I want to open a freakin checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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I'm A Lawyer
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"
He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
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Blonde Bashing
Q- What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A- Pregnant!
Q- What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A- Locking the car door.
Q- What's the definition of eternity?
A- Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
Q- What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A- Nothing. They've never met.
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Relationship Advice
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
"Well, yes, I actually did once."
"And how did your husband look?"
"Angry, very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us!"
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