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To our VERY OWN NAUROZ UNCLE
By whoz-yo-daddy
Well, uncle jee , first of all you BLOCK ME from your profile so i can't see any of the statuses and journals that you dedicate to me, Secondly, if you don't get a daily dose of azz whopping from your DADDY " whoz yo daddy" , you can't sleep properly.
Friend of mine just called me and told me that nauroz uncle got a itch in his back side **again** and missing me ... Well, here i am !
BTW nauroz, you look a lot uglier in this new picture than the old one... lolzzzz
You look atleast 55 in this picture ( your real age) .. atleast in the older picture, only thing you had to worry about is your grey stubble but in this picture, you have to cover the PRUNE face, Choosa howa langra aam ( Mango) lolzzzzzz
Nauroz, what do you think by blocking me and talkin behind my back would make you credible? you are a little chuwawa and only thing you can do is bhao bhao :P
nauroz, with all seriousness, Do you really think you can land any woman i mean even a UGLY FAT OLD WOMAN? I can walk to any bar or club and can easily scoop two girls minimum ,IF I want to. What makes you think i come here for women? i am very picky and don't go for fugly old with attitude or play hard to get women, i leave them for you to smell them ..
keep me blocked since you are AFRAID OF ME !! You remind me of muhallay wali fitna creating khala in a typical paki hood whose only job is to byching, back biting and causing fitna.... Nauroz, you are weak online and certainly very weak offline... Alcohol did a lot of damage to you... Trust me, you are IMPOTENT... No viagra will work for that extreme of a case .. hahahaha
I would strongly suggest make a good use of that hairy behind and consider moving to the "Village" of NYC, you are close enough, you might as well fetch some money while it is semi valuable... you don't want the "Prune effect" to shift to that boney behind..
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naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 1:24am)
Bozo i know her real name,her pseudonym.i know where she lives along with her place of work,even the exact gym that she goes to,if you have any doubts call me on my cell or otherwise.Stop this stupid game of cover ups.
You know that i know,heavens will not fall if you stop contesting with me about it.The fact remains that you were hiding behind her butt and that is something i find distasteful. A man doesn't use women for such cheap pursuits.
You know that i know,heavens will not fall if you stop contesting with me about it.The fact remains that you were hiding behind her butt and that is something i find distasteful. A man doesn't use women for such cheap pursuits.
naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 12:50am)
OK, you call yourself a muslim and have recently performed umra,a great thing for any muslim mashallah,may the Almighty bless you for this.Can you swear upon the snctity of your umra that god is a man not a woman.This is the ultimate teat of your murdangee and your islamic faith.If you really are man enough can you swear upon the honour of ALmighty god that your accomplice god was not a woman but a man.Where do we go from here
naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 12:36am)
IF god is a man and your best friend ,where is he now ,while your behind is close to be violated by me,is he also a muhajjir bherwa too scared to face one lone punjabi .Have some shame ,she is a woman and she had to get out of this shit that you had created.It would be immodest and stupid on her part to jump in here.She is not shameless like you and has a conscience and i am convinced of this.Stop making anymore of this cock and bull story's.I myself feel guilty by mentioning her but unfortunately she played a very stupid role in this story.
You dont know it but may be i know her a lot better than you,cause you being a dudd cant understand a lot of things which don't even need to be said.I am just trying to prove here that you are a spineless opportunist like your zaat,you people use your women for the slightest of gains.Don't try to prove a right thing to be wrong,a truth to be a falsehood and she stays out of it.Have some sharam she is like a sister to you.
You dont know it but may be i know her a lot better than you,cause you being a dudd cant understand a lot of things which don't even need to be said.I am just trying to prove here that you are a spineless opportunist like your zaat,you people use your women for the slightest of gains.Don't try to prove a right thing to be wrong,a truth to be a falsehood and she stays out of it.Have some sharam she is like a sister to you.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 10, 2014 at 12:27am)
LMFAO,
Stupid f&ck... do you think i control women? i must be doing something right for these "women" to join my "group"?
You have lost brain cells in alcoholism.. 'god" is a guy and that's all i am gonna say... BW is a woman , an attractive woman in person.... You are just a lonely saphai ( soldier) who is fighting an invisible war.. Dweeb get a life, maybe join a gym and get off that chair or yours.. i bet that chair must have your farting smell engraved into every fiber... please give that poor chair a rest and go for a walk...
Whoz yo daddy? :D
Stupid f&ck... do you think i control women? i must be doing something right for these "women" to join my "group"?
You have lost brain cells in alcoholism.. 'god" is a guy and that's all i am gonna say... BW is a woman , an attractive woman in person.... You are just a lonely saphai ( soldier) who is fighting an invisible war.. Dweeb get a life, maybe join a gym and get off that chair or yours.. i bet that chair must have your farting smell engraved into every fiber... please give that poor chair a rest and go for a walk...
Whoz yo daddy? :D
naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 12:21am)
IF you insist god is a man,then you are a man too,i don't blame you,cause i know you are delusional.But my sweet friend i know for a fact that she is a woman,i have spoken to her and have got her pics too just like she had my pics that made you jealous.I will discretely keep her identity secret but please stop giving me any bull.
I know she felt extremely guilty after doing this to me and i have forgiven her for it.You misled this girl because you are a sick opportunistic gringo.You used her for your self projection and she unwittingly became your accomplice.She is a creative girl who is definitely gifted beyond your lowly imagination.Without her you are just a weak straw in the wind.Your future seems very dark to me,cause i am going to ride your behind for the times to come,i will turn you into a good man.
I know she felt extremely guilty after doing this to me and i have forgiven her for it.You misled this girl because you are a sick opportunistic gringo.You used her for your self projection and she unwittingly became your accomplice.She is a creative girl who is definitely gifted beyond your lowly imagination.Without her you are just a weak straw in the wind.Your future seems very dark to me,cause i am going to ride your behind for the times to come,i will turn you into a good man.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 10, 2014 at 12:18am)
DAMN, i am laughing sooooooo harrrrrrd... hahaha
" ,and their main preference in a man is only in one muscle which you lack unfortunately."
nauroz bhai jaan to aap jakay auraton ko woh muscle dainaa jo kay mai lack karta hoo.. aap apna time muj per kiyo waste kar rahay hain? nauroz no takers for that "muscle' of yours? aaj raat bhi amla ka oil and WYD ki profile pics?
" ,and their main preference in a man is only in one muscle which you lack unfortunately."
nauroz bhai jaan to aap jakay auraton ko woh muscle dainaa jo kay mai lack karta hoo.. aap apna time muj per kiyo waste kar rahay hain? nauroz no takers for that "muscle' of yours? aaj raat bhi amla ka oil and WYD ki profile pics?
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 10, 2014 at 12:15am)
LOL... Nauroz, look at your stupidity.. How can you tell if someone is standing on a stool or not?if you are such a psychic then tell me what color pants i am wearing ? nauroz, no one believes your shyt, you just say stuff to satisfy your ego... i am 5 9" and guess what, i can beat you like a rag doll until you say " Farhan i am your bych, please forgive me" ... nauroz, i am all natural , pure , no alcohol, no smokes... whereas you,,, if anyone were to peak inside of your body, they will find smog, dirty liver, hollow body with inflated ego... nauroz , who are you kidding ? give it a rest, you are a chotiya and will always be one...
naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 12:10am)
PLEASE,have some mercy on the viewers ,get a new pic taken without standing on a stool without any twists and turns in your body,you look like a demented F.O.B in the last one.Please stop taking any anabolic steroids they will mess up your already disfigured body.Women of today want men with athletic bodies ,and their main preference in a man is only in one muscle which you lack unfortunately.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 10, 2014 at 12:10am)
nauroz, i mentioned this many times. I DON"T come here to get women... secondly, i have had women but i am picky.... i don't go for just any woman as long as she has a pulse... Atleast i am not like you who call every woman " Princess" hahaha
and even then you get dumped .. buhahahaha
see i am pretty secure and confident with myself , thts why no one can break me... nauroz, you htink about me day n night, visit my profile number of times, make journals about me... you are the one wish that you were me.. ;)
nauroz, u are just a little phattu .... imma go and do somethin else... nauroz you are just a banged up bych who didn't get paid after the act and now angry at the world...
and even then you get dumped .. buhahahaha
see i am pretty secure and confident with myself , thts why no one can break me... nauroz, you htink about me day n night, visit my profile number of times, make journals about me... you are the one wish that you were me.. ;)
nauroz, u are just a little phattu .... imma go and do somethin else... nauroz you are just a banged up bych who didn't get paid after the act and now angry at the world...
naurozkhayal
(August 10, 2014 at 12:03am)
What any tom ,dick or harry will see in your pic is a clown a bloody joker ,a creature resemling a human being but distinctly different,you look like a langoor,or a banmanass[chimpanzee or a gorilla}Your manhoos face looks like a jug and your bald head adds on to the ugliness of your lowliness.
My dic looks a lot better than your unnatural pseudo haramic face ...astagfirulla
I am amazed at your brazen faced anitics,do you really,really think any woman would fall for this plump bodied buddha that has misgivings about himself..shahzada gulfaam sahab,wake up,its a wake up call for you.I wouldn't have talked about your looks otherwise but you asked for it.
My dic looks a lot better than your unnatural pseudo haramic face ...astagfirulla
I am amazed at your brazen faced anitics,do you really,really think any woman would fall for this plump bodied buddha that has misgivings about himself..shahzada gulfaam sahab,wake up,its a wake up call for you.I wouldn't have talked about your looks otherwise but you asked for it.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 10, 2014 at 12:01am)
nauroz, you should stop humiliating yourself , anyone can see your face and can tell that youare no where near " well endowed" LOL... You are just a nut case who likes to bring ethncity in every debate...
nauroz, trust me you don't intimidate no one, your days are gone... I mean look at you... look at that face... it's a face of a miskeen homeless that i used to feed in front of bundu khan kabab house when i visited pakistan....
come to think of it, you can actually make some money and help people who are constipating... all you gotta do is show up with your face and the person start crapping as if there is no tommorow... i am sure you can earn atleast minimum wage... put that prune face to good use.
nauroz, trust me you don't intimidate no one, your days are gone... I mean look at you... look at that face... it's a face of a miskeen homeless that i used to feed in front of bundu khan kabab house when i visited pakistan....
come to think of it, you can actually make some money and help people who are constipating... all you gotta do is show up with your face and the person start crapping as if there is no tommorow... i am sure you can earn atleast minimum wage... put that prune face to good use.
naurozkhayal
(August 9, 2014 at 11:53pm)
WYD,you are a crock of shit and shit is your only business in your life,its a relief for me to know at least now your badboodar body will get relieved because of my fear and terror in your heart,probably right now your muhajjir behind is sending out a big pichkari.Even in your pic you seem to be covered in shit,you speak shit,eat shit and live shit.You must go and see a proctologist to put you out of misery.
You bloody muhajjirs from machar colony are filthy and you are an old fart who is looking for trouble.You are a shameless bherwa who hides behind the butts of looney women,you dont have an iota of manliness,you are a cheap shemale ,jealous of the endowed punjabis and you strive for our hard dicks that you cant find.
You bloody muhajjirs from machar colony are filthy and you are an old fart who is looking for trouble.You are a shameless bherwa who hides behind the butts of looney women,you dont have an iota of manliness,you are a cheap shemale ,jealous of the endowed punjabis and you strive for our hard dicks that you cant find.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 9, 2014 at 11:48pm)
Why is that you bring others " god" " BW" etc???? do you think i need anyone? god may have found something else to do, he never dissed me and i still care for him.... It's only you that no one gives a F^Ck.... even BW , whom you used to call all the time and call her " princess" LOL! ... she kicked you to the curb... I don't blame her atall, every woman has a right to have healthy children, with your gene pool, half of the little fishes of yours are drunken spineless, no good for humanity... I don't think any woman would want those little fishes in her petri dish.
nauroz, bus naseeb per baith kar meri profile per jaa kar meri pics check karkay hard on howa kar... hahaha
nauroz, bus naseeb per baith kar meri profile per jaa kar meri pics check karkay hard on howa kar... hahaha
naurozkhayal
(August 9, 2014 at 11:42pm)
WYD you are an abandoned mota sa bubblo,bubblo bacha ,and god doesn't give a shit about you anymore.You are in a state of denial by calling him a man you are telling me what kind of a spineless coward you are.
You are desperately trying to bring other people into this fight which you know bloody well you cant handle.Just walk away like a midget in the darkness and stop spreading evil,cause evil will give birth to more evil.Just admit your attack on me in the first was misplaced and a mistake ,and i will walk away,....apni jag hasaee na karo.
I certainly feel sorry for you,cause your only friend has walked out on you,but i had no other options available at that time.May be you can ask her to give you the id,but then anybody would discern the huge difference in the quality of language and expression.
You are desperately trying to bring other people into this fight which you know bloody well you cant handle.Just walk away like a midget in the darkness and stop spreading evil,cause evil will give birth to more evil.Just admit your attack on me in the first was misplaced and a mistake ,and i will walk away,....apni jag hasaee na karo.
I certainly feel sorry for you,cause your only friend has walked out on you,but i had no other options available at that time.May be you can ask her to give you the id,but then anybody would discern the huge difference in the quality of language and expression.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 9, 2014 at 11:39pm)
BTW, Nauroz the only reason why i put the pic cus you were dying to see my pic, you visit my profiles , no wonder the counter is going up.... Now i put up a new pic, you are still complaining? nauroz, you are too old for that shyt, just accept the fact you are impotent and your fancy vocabularies on naseeb not gonna get you any woman, maybe ugly ones.. lolzzzz
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 9, 2014 at 11:36pm)
Nauroz you gotta point, you are a lot more intimidating .. when i see your face, i feel like going to toilet and takin a BIG dump... Who needs exlax if you have readily available pic of nauroz
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 9, 2014 at 11:34pm)
LOL, How nauroz justify things ... Ipad, if you had even pinch of intelligence, you would have realzed this 55 year old twice divorced been creating journals and missing me... I had no clue since i wasn't coming on naseeb and he has blocked me so i can't see his stasuses and journals, until friend of mine called me and told me that nauroz uncle getting a hard on for me ... so i had to come on naseeb and give him daily doses of insults... But the problem is after i see that old prune face, i feel guilty insulting him... cus i feel like as if i am insulting elder , an uncle... i was raised to respect baday mian...
nauroz, i told you, i don't need "pack" , i am a one man show and more than enough for your weak drunken behind...
nauroz, i told you, i don't need "pack" , i am a one man show and more than enough for your weak drunken behind...
naurozkhayal
(August 9, 2014 at 11:32pm)
WYD,sir you really are a class act comic,your pic makes me laugh.Were you standing on a stool when your pic was taken,otherwise you must be living in a pigeon hole or how else could a 4foot 9 inch guys head almost touch the ceiling.And what is your problem regarding these chotia body building poses,what are you hiding or trying to prove with this twisted pose in the pic,kuch to khuda ka khoof karo naseeb par pyari pyari bachian bhi hain dar gien ge bruce lee ki badrooh na bano.
Probably my palm is bigger than your elbow ,man who are you,you are even shorter than what i had thought.You must be out of your mind if you think you look intimidating,you look hilarious hahahahahahahahahahah
Probably my palm is bigger than your elbow ,man who are you,you are even shorter than what i had thought.You must be out of your mind if you think you look intimidating,you look hilarious hahahahahahahahahahah
naurozkhayal
(August 9, 2014 at 11:21pm)
Ipad come on man,have you ever seen me misbehaving with any other guy or a female,its only wyd and god who had attacked me in the first place.Please don't compare me with this apology of a man.What about you,haven't you been attacked mercilessly by these people in packs,one has to retaliate when some lowlife tries to harass you.
whoz-yo-daddy
(August 9, 2014 at 11:20pm)
iPad my life doesn't revolve around women/girls. I am respecful to those who are respectful but i am abnoxious to those who are byches. i said i can get girls IF i want to, but since i don't hang out in bars and clubs so i don't want any byches. Also, i don't come on naseeb to score any points with any woman. This act is left for all you guys who put up with this act.. Most of the women here are ugly, i see even ugly ones hittin on younger and better looking guys then themselves... I just makes me laugh... I personally lack patience and i don't know how you guys put up with this non sense to get some old fart woman.. I rather stay single then go for this non sense...