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This Pretty Girl Was Seeking A Rich Husband
By whoz-yo-daddy
The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:
"I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
P.S. The Banker is so much like me.
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simple, we only like to wear labels and think we are heaven worthy because we are "muslims" our actions include lying on a daily basis, hypocrisy, pretend to follow religion but are far from it...
if you are a doc or big shot even the imam of the masjid give you so much respect and importance if you are some low paid 7 11 worker, yet a great guy, you are a nobody in the eyes of iman...
majority of Turks are not religious, they excel because they don't get bogged down in religion.. Look at pakistan, people are pointing fingers at each other and declaring kaafir to each other.. country can't flourish where religion is prevalent..
It's not like paki are stupid, pakis are very talented in every field, but their talents are not being utilized..
yaar, GOD, i don't agree with you that when you get natural disaster it's a way for GOD to punish you.. i am sorry to say that... if that was the case, france where sex is prevalent and it's engrave in their culture, they would have been annihilated
by now... but again i respect your views.
Pakistanies are right behind the Turks and other mid eastern cultures when it comes to religion. Truly a shame at Pakistani media, but lately nothing surprises me anymore. Pakistanies have strayed far from Islam. Now.its just a matter of time before GOD punishes them with another natural disaster.
God, i know we don't agree on everything, trust me majority of muslims are hypocrites.. very few of them are sincere and genuine.. i was thinking the other day .. if muhajir wanted to lie about his profession , he wouldn't have said that he was a truck driver, he is a good honest man and there is nothing wrong in being a truck driver and making an honest living... .. I have seen many people would lie about their profession and lot of other things and don't see anything wrong in it.
Look at our culture, people are so materialistic, women are materialistic so are men.. if you were working at a menial job , yet you were decent guy, no desi parents would give you their daughter... that's how people are.
You go to arab countries where these "muslims" would do EVERYHTING drink , f*ck , sexual abuse their nannies ( maasi) and yet go to namaz and pray as if everything is fine. How do they face GOD? trust me, muslims countries are shyt holes... anyways i don't wanna deviate from the topic and besides we wont agree on this topic...
The best person is the one who has the most humanity in him/her. One who is not hypocrite, well aware of his/her surrounding and can feel the pain and sorrow of people. In the end everything falls on our intentions.. Some people do charities so they can show off, some people in silence where no one knows who gave what...
Bill Gates is a good guy. God has truly blessed him.
what success? do you think it's hard to make your persona on naseeb and make yourself anything you want? do you think it's hard to lease a BMW? do you think anyone gonna check anyones Ownership paper if he actually owns a BMW?
You have missed my point.. if you call youself a muslim than be one. Have humility, compassion, you don't need abundance of wealth so you can show off. This is worst than being a kaafir. we all will live less than 100 years old, we can all eat certain amount of food, so why do we need to flaunt?
Imagine if success = material possession and money then people should be doing everything and anything to get the money and if soemones gets f*ck along the way, so be it.. imagine if everyone was materialistic, no one would be donating or giving a shyt about hungry and people who are dying of diseases.
look at BIll gates, he drives around in his old car on the streets of seattle. Kafirs are a lot better than muslims
seriously, this site is full of hypocrites guys and girls.. look at that f8cker ( i forgot his naseeb name) who did some paki commercials , he was pickin these byches and i know atleast two women from naseeb who regularly sleep with guys whom they meet here.. I wont name them ..
Prophet lived in poverty, so why these so called muslims need to buy BMW to show off? how can they sleep at night where tons of people in other countries going to sleep in empty stomach? How will these people answer to Higher authority aka GOD ?
I observe these things and i ask myself how Fucked most of the people or muslims have become.. I personally don't know "muhajir84 " but i have a lot more respect for him who is sincere , honest and not falling somewhere in between.
When these byches gave attention to people like faisal, it makes these byches worst too, they are "wowed" by his BMW..
so if i get myself a bmw, a nice suit, throw money on people, make the profile that i am "moderate" and at the same time fyckin these byches , making promises that i can't keep, cheating .... does it make me a better person? Let's just say i know what faisal is all about ... as this journal states, it's better to buy these byches then marry with any of em..
He is type of a person who would drink and wouldn't let an opportunity pass by to get inside of women's pants.. I guess that's the "moderate" part he is referring to.. HYPOCRITE
The Gold diggin byches who are writing the comments on his canvas are nothin short of groupies, sluts...
I used to think salsaabil was nice, but she is not any better, a materialistic trash who is looking to get "treat" from a perfect stranger.. my conclusion most women are opportunist and byches and this cunt Faisal is on a prowl to get into pants of these byches, i am sure they will spread their legs cus they are so amazed by his "BMW"... I hate people like him who show off wealth and these byches are wowed by someone's BMW... another bych on her canvas from Canada, " hey sorry i randomly got logged off.. :S"... f*ckin desperate bych ... as if that mofo showoff gonna take that buddhi in for marriage...
I am disgusted by the behavior of these byches..
www.siasat.pk
Look at these women living a chaotic lifestyle, became a doc and high business women but deep inside sad and still can't find the right man..
Islam tells specifically what to look for in a man, but they are confused... I have admitted many times, who would want to go for old hags? these women lost their so called youth and they still can't find a right guy... Trust me, Desis are a lot more fucked up than whites.