S.H.I.T.

S. H. I. T.
(loll i bet that title got your attention :P

as this is end of a working week for most, no better time to post this :D and majority will relate to this umm letter loll

- Soooo fasten your seatbelts and read on :D, am certain you wont be sorry :-) )

Training Details :P - S.H.I.T

To: ALL EMPLOYEES

From: Vice President

Subject@ SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S. H. I. T.)

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S. H. I. T. ). We are trying to give employees more S. H. I. T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your full share of S. H. I. T. on the job please see your manager. You will be placed at the top of the S. H. I. T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. that you can handle.

Employees who dont take their S. H. I. T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S. H. I. T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S. H. I. T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S. H. I. T.). Since our managers took S. H. I. T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S. H. I. T. anymore, they are full of S. H. I. T already.

If you are full of S. H. I. T., you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S. H. I. T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S. H. I. T. will get S. H. I. T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S. H. I. T).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S. H. I. T.).


Thank you ,

BOSS IN GENERAL - SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G.S. H. I. T.)


Hope you all enjoyed this ....:D felt some real diversion needed in naseeb land and change in atmosphere,
(btw this is a repost from wayyyy back..)