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Question for all you gentleman (and ladies!)
By EmancipationTell me please...why is it that guys loveee to try and pick up a chick at the gym? ok fine, you want to do that, go ahead, do it to someone who looks interested! All I want to do is work out in peace! My music's on loud! I don't make eye contact..If somehow our eyes meet, I refuse to smile! No matter how much you show me your lovely teeth...No I don't want to know 'how much it hurt when i fell out of heaven!' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
yes so back to the question..guys...why?? why try at the gym!! There are a million other places no? =P
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Emancipation
(August 28, 2013 at 11:37am)
hahah Pax that was the BEST part! 30 friends wearing the SAME clothes! how'd that happen!?! hahaha he's coo coo beans!
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 8:21pm)
LOLL and yes go check out PAX's canvas hahah you'll find our future husband to be-s!! courtesy of Who! sorry i fell for THAT guy! hahaha
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 8:19pm)
but seriously......YOWZA!!! hahaha dude you planned my entire life!!! yes we fall in love...have a billion kids...live happily ever after!
wait wait wait.......arent u forgetting something? we never got married! I never said yes! whaaaaaaaaaaaatt!! HARAM!! hahahahha
wait wait wait.......arent u forgetting something? we never got married! I never said yes! whaaaaaaaaaaaatt!! HARAM!! hahahahha
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 8:09pm)
bahahahahah Ali!! hahaha you should write a novel....Gone with the Treadmill!! hahah
TheNaseebKnight
(August 27, 2013 at 6:56pm)
Eman...I want to meet you at the gym. I love this challenge.
Scene:
Eman, you are running on a treadmill, all hot and sweaty. I , Ali9000 (can't forget the 9000) turn, and as I do...you cross my line of sight.
Serene, glowing (due to the light above you, it just adds to the affect) radiant (light reflecting off your hard worked sweat)...now...you're in slow motion...whipping the sweat off with your towel. You chew your gum like no one has ever chewed it.
I'm...mesmerized. Taken back. I palpitate. My heart rhythmically beats to your name "Eman, Eman..." it says. I have no choice. This is my moment, or I may never see you again.
I start to sing. In urdu of course. I walk to you slowly. You, not having it, as desi heroins do in movies when men starting singing randomly to them you ever so slightly annoyed turn away. But your not agnry...your secretly curious. 30 of my friends show up...they all have the same cloths on...amazing. How did they do that? Doesn't matter...they are here to support me in my coordinated dance with them.
Anyway...I come close, grab your hand, you shy away. Then come back, frolicking. Your gym outfit changes to a desi outfit after you run past a weight machine that ever so slightly blocks you from view, only for the moment that your cloths may change.
You jump into my arms. Shy, delicate. I raise your face with my finger on your chin. You smile and turn away, but I refuse to be denied your beauty. Not for another second would I be denied.
We fall in love. Have 50 kids or until we run out names to name them. The rock I put on your finger is a pregnancy alone what with how big it is...poor you....
And...we live happily ever after. You...as my rani. Nay, DIL KE RANI.
*Sighs* Eman, I...I...I Lowe you (sorry I cannot pronounce my "V's" this should not stop our lowe though)
Lol
Scene:
Eman, you are running on a treadmill, all hot and sweaty. I , Ali9000 (can't forget the 9000) turn, and as I do...you cross my line of sight.
Serene, glowing (due to the light above you, it just adds to the affect) radiant (light reflecting off your hard worked sweat)...now...you're in slow motion...whipping the sweat off with your towel. You chew your gum like no one has ever chewed it.
I'm...mesmerized. Taken back. I palpitate. My heart rhythmically beats to your name "Eman, Eman..." it says. I have no choice. This is my moment, or I may never see you again.
I start to sing. In urdu of course. I walk to you slowly. You, not having it, as desi heroins do in movies when men starting singing randomly to them you ever so slightly annoyed turn away. But your not agnry...your secretly curious. 30 of my friends show up...they all have the same cloths on...amazing. How did they do that? Doesn't matter...they are here to support me in my coordinated dance with them.
Anyway...I come close, grab your hand, you shy away. Then come back, frolicking. Your gym outfit changes to a desi outfit after you run past a weight machine that ever so slightly blocks you from view, only for the moment that your cloths may change.
You jump into my arms. Shy, delicate. I raise your face with my finger on your chin. You smile and turn away, but I refuse to be denied your beauty. Not for another second would I be denied.
We fall in love. Have 50 kids or until we run out names to name them. The rock I put on your finger is a pregnancy alone what with how big it is...poor you....
And...we live happily ever after. You...as my rani. Nay, DIL KE RANI.
*Sighs* Eman, I...I...I Lowe you (sorry I cannot pronounce my "V's" this should not stop our lowe though)
Lol
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 6:13pm)
LOL yeah i see girls (and guys) joining the gym for that purpose and that's fine. As long as it's mutual...good for your brother for finding 'the illusive one' who also shares his passions!!
txcanadian
(August 27, 2013 at 3:36pm)
Vhaaat? Actually my brother met his wife to be in a gym :)
I can think of one reason. Though when I work out I focus on training and nothing else. I have no clue who is around me unless I'm in the aerobics class :P
It's a compatibility thing. If you are passionate about something and you see someone that shares the same passion would you want to approach them or get to know them? Yes, I agree a gym is NOT the best place to meet. Most people want to go in, workout and then leave. They don't appreciate being followed around workstation to workstation. So I understand your point of view but I do kind of get why someone would want to approach a person at a gym. It would make more sense if the two people have noticed each other and have been going there for quite some time. But to pick up on the first sight? Not cool.
I can think of one reason. Though when I work out I focus on training and nothing else. I have no clue who is around me unless I'm in the aerobics class :P
It's a compatibility thing. If you are passionate about something and you see someone that shares the same passion would you want to approach them or get to know them? Yes, I agree a gym is NOT the best place to meet. Most people want to go in, workout and then leave. They don't appreciate being followed around workstation to workstation. So I understand your point of view but I do kind of get why someone would want to approach a person at a gym. It would make more sense if the two people have noticed each other and have been going there for quite some time. But to pick up on the first sight? Not cool.
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 2:51pm)
Ahhhhh I knewwwwwwwwww itt!! LOL
*sings* Just keep swimming just keep swimming!
*sings* Just keep swimming just keep swimming!
Emancipation
(August 27, 2013 at 2:13pm)
haha Pax...yeahh...rip offfssssssssss!!!
Who haha (omg that sounds scary if you say it out loud...Who ahahah bahahahha LOLL) Im gonna still go point and laugh! hahah
Who haha (omg that sounds scary if you say it out loud...Who ahahah bahahahha LOLL) Im gonna still go point and laugh! hahah
WhoSaidThat
(August 27, 2013 at 2:10pm)
lol guys they serve other stuff too with chicken and beef. thats why its halal, but yeah halal sushi is hillaaarious!