Never wait

Never wait or tell a guy you will wait for him till .....
1) his sister no. 6 gets married
2) his current 8.5 dollars per hour job miraculously upgrades to 9.9 dollars an hour
3) his mother agrees
4) his mothers mother agrees
5) he loses weight and actually does have a six pack underneath the mound of adipose
6) He regrows hair on his head or gets a transplant
7) he learns how to clean his apartment
you get the idea.....enjoy life while he works on his abs or biceps or triceps or whatever.....
one day when he finally turns up on your doorstep ready for you
let him baby sit your four kids while you go out shopping with your girlfriends!
Americanheart.