My Naive friend !! (Joke : WARNING 18+)

For your laughs, sharing a joke I recently heard.....

Two desi women were having a chat over relationships and shifted towards the topic of naivety of some people. Here's how the conversation went..
One woman to the other:

"Some people are so naive, one such person is my friend who recently got married and her husband died the night of the marriage. Discussing the incident she told me that the night of the marriage her husband took off his clothes and came in front of her. Upon looking at him she asked him pointing in the middle
'what is that thing?'

husband: 'Its a little bird'
wife: 'Its sooo cute, can i play with it'
husband: 'Sure you can'

My friend played with it and kissed it and the little bird grew in her hands after a while the birdie suddenly spat on her face !!! That made my friend really really angry. She strangled the bird, broke its neck, smashed the eggs and burned the nest to the ground.....
That's the last anyone saw of her husband........