BREAKING NEWS FROM CNN!!!! BABY GAP POLO SHORTAGE!!!!

CITIZENS OF THE WORLD. These are troubling times that we are living in.

IT IS BEING REPORTED BY CNN that there is a shortage of BABY GAP POLOS.

The last of them were seen in the hands of a man who is notorious for wearing polos too many sizes too small.

The theft is being done by a convict by the name of Farhan known on a "Muzlum" matrimonial site Naseeb as "Whoz_ur_daddy" a name he has alleged to give himself once he found out he was impotent. Realizing he would never become one even if he was due to his hideous looks, he decided to metaphorically be "daddy" to everyone. He was seen with his b!tch he had in prison, the he/she known as "naughty_bt_nice."


A WOMAN who saw the theft happen said he is described as looking like THE MAIN VILLAIN FROM THE LORD OF THE RINGS RETURN OF THE KING MOVIE. HE IS ALLEGED TO RESEMBLE ALMOST IDENTICALLY TO THE MAIN ORC VILLAIN.

PLEASE do humanity a favor and find this ORC looking extra small baby gap polo wearing crook and bring him to justice. To find a picture of him GOOGLE the Lord of the rings movie referenced above and search for the main orc villain.

Your babies wardrobes are at stake. Your contribution to humanity is much appreciated.